Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Randomize
