why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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