How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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