you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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