I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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