He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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