Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
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And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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