you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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