when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
so explain again why im purple
no
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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