If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Sorry about my life...
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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