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Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
you had me at cake vodka
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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