It's like God shit irony all over that family
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Do vagina's smell?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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