i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
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I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
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It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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