Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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