I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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