i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
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if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
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Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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