i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
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Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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