i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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