THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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