I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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