how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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