my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
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it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
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I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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