it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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