Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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