Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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