their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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