How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
He? As in you personified your dick?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
