She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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