A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Is it penis luge time yet?
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the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
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Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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