Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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