our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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