A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
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Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
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Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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