She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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