Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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