I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
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You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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