Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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