in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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