no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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