i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
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In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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