He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
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He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
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that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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