you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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