Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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