i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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