In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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