i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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