that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
where are my eyebrows?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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