For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
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i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Even my vagina gasped.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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