His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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