omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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