Small penises have feelings too.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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