He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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