i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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