Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
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Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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