physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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