he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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