it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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