i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
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She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
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just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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