do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
My feet surprised me
Randomize
